no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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