i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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