I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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