We're facebook friends in real life
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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