sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We need to get me chipped asap
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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