i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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