I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
