So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
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do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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