Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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