She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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