Nicole vs. Life
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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