This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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