im holly from the hills drunk
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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