I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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