Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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