...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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