Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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