last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Alive.
So much puke
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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