Moan for me like Helen Keller
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.