At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My breasts were aching with rage.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though