Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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