CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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