I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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