I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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