But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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