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Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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