just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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