I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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