She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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