Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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