Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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