I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
