I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
as a side note pls kill me
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