but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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