I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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