I murdered the dance floor call the cops
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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