Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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