My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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