weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone