she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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