We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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