It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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