Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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