return my video game
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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