I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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