So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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