I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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