this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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