we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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