Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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Sorry my hands just texted you
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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