I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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