Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
