nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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