VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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